Well, we can't have nothing for you to read on Splurge, can we now?
I was sitting at home this evening, and watching a little of Californication, with that fella from the X-Files. And then I got this idea. An epiphany, if you will. I think that at the moment, we can all agree that there are perhaps too many good games to play, nad these games are not stopping coming out between now and the new year. Too many games, too little time to play them. It's a nice predicament to be in.
But it got me thinking. I have a videogame addiction. It's true. One part of it is wanting to play nothing but good games. And the other part is wanting to get an immense gamerscore. And to that end, my videogame diet consists of the following:
Vitamin A: Or in other words action games.
Vitamin D: Or in other words, driving games.
Vitamin FPS: Incredibly important for a well-balanced gaming diet.
Vitamin EA: Vital for a healthy gamerscore.
And to round it off, don't forget to include supplementary mineral components like calcium, iron, magnesium and the like.
If you have all these things, we will win the fight against obesity. And as a bonus, all these essentials are NHS approved.
Trust me.
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